Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Headache Remedy

I was dumbfounded by a recent comment by my WONDERFUL wife. She suggested a little bit of loving for me, but then the truth came out. "I think it will help me with my headache, she quipped". Headache? headache? Let me tell you about a headache!! This got me thinking, would a guy ever be able to get away with this self serving comment? "Honey, I think Im prepared to give you a little loving because I believe it might help my headache". No way, no how is that going to get you past first base. Now, dont get me wrong, its not like Im going to pass up on the opportunity, but really.
Honey, do you need anymore help with your headache?

6 comments:

Redlefty said...

If you offer to take her shopping because you've been yearning selfishly for the lights of Macy's, I doubt she'd complain.

Tit for Tat said...

Michael

Happy New year! That was too funny, even the wife giggled.

The Constant Complainer said...

Happy New Year! What a great post. My wife has uttered that exact same phrase. And no, a guy could never get away with saying it. So don't complain and help her get rid of the headache, bro.

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Tit for Tat said...

Sorry buddy, Im Canadian.

mac said...

Yeah, I made a joke once about relieveing a friends fibromyalgia... my cheek is still stinging ;-)