Thursday, February 5, 2009

Egad, Im a Polygamist!!

Let me explain how this came to be. I have been married for 4 yrs and recently I've discovered that I am actually married to 4 different women.

Wife #1

Ah the wife who laughs at all my jokes. The one who thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread. This wife allows me to be king(temporarily that is). The passion we have knows no bounds. We are in sync emotionally, intellectually and physically. WOW the freaking SEX is awesome.


Wife #2

She is somewhat more sensitive. I tread ever so lightly with my remarks. Though she is still very connected to me, the link is not quite as strong. I now know that we make LOVE, not so much have SEX. My jokes have lost some of their luster. All in all we are still very connected but I am aware that I need to watch my behaviour more closely. I'm soooo confused, whats happening??


Wife #3

Well now, Attila the Hun has nothing on this lady. Watch what you say or its "Off with your Head". Her glare strikes fear in my heart. Jokes, what's that? Life is serious business. I suggest we take a DEEP BREATH, Uh Oh.................


Wife #4

I now have my nurturing hat on. I summon all my strength to be the most Loving husband I can. Usually I fail miserably as I can't even begin to fathom the changes she endures. Whew thank god I'm a Man. "Wahhhhhh, you never understand, I wish you could feel what I feel". Oops sorry honey, I'll go get a chick flick.

I can't imagine having more than 4 wives. ;)

9 comments:

Foggy Blogger said...

Ya know, there's a pill for this! ;)

freestyleroadtrip said...

I like it. Recognizes the fact that our relationships are always in flux, and that we have to be able to adjust.

Kevin Beck said...

I'm guessing you wives practice polyanrdy.

God's punishment for polygamy....a second mother-in-law.
:)

Tit for Tat said...

Kevin

You made me get a dictionary. Polyandry, darn never even heard of that one.

Yael said...

Hey, if you had only one wife you'd get bored quite rapidly. This way life get's to be a challenge! ;)

Dean said...

LOL! Pretty unique way of showing how much relationships change...

Luke said...

wait wait! are we married to the same four wives? we better check our birth certificates ;-)

oh wait... my four wives are pregnant.. but unlike the woman in CA, these four wives will only give birth to one baby. it's a wonder, really ;-)

say hi to the Denises for me!

tysdaddy said...

Only 4?! Wait until you've been married nearly 20 years . . . every day is a new adventure . . .

Gucci Mama said...

All four of them sound quite fabulous to me.

Still laughing over what you said to Sage this morning. ;)